No, not a baby. Not yet. And anyway, that would require a husband. For which there are still no takers. Although I'm currently waiting for an offer from this guy:
That's Jake Gyllenhaal. He's my baby daddy... in a manner of speaking.
You see, I bought a car this weekend. A 2001 Hyundai Santa Fe. Green-ish. Her name is Jake. After her daddy.
It's not that I don't love Beth anymore. I do. But she's like a terminally ill person that you try to keep alive with a heart transplant and chemo and the like. But you know she's going to die. And you want to make her last days as comfortable as possible.
So I've retired her to my father's house. He'll look after her. I know she'll be well taken care of there. And when the time comes, I'll honor her wishes by cremating her & burying her in the garden.
So from now on, if you see someone whizzing by in a green-ish Santa Fe with a CSU Long Beach Alumni license plate frame... that just might be me.
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You make me laugh... Thank you so much! And don't give up hope on Jake or another of like beauty. He's out there trying to figure out where to bury his Beth, wondering where you are... and he's worth the wait!
Congrats! Woo hoo! New cars are SO fun. yippee--although, I have fond memories of driving around in Beth with you and JR
(I think he was trying to tell us which road to take even though you and I are from CA and he isn't--classic). love you!
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