I fn hate them. Well, maybe hate is too strong a word. But people really piss me off.
Now, just so we're clear, there's a huge difference between people and friends. Friends are people I like. Friends are people who are close to me. Friends are people who don't piss me off, except in rare situations. In which case we have a little "conversation" and we're back to being friends.
And people are also different from acquaintances. Acquaintances are people who entertain me; people I think of with some fondness and look forward to seeing again. They are not people I would consider friends, and when an acquaintance pisses me off, I shoot them right back to people-ville.
People are the kinds of people who cut you off on the freeway; the people who speed up on your right side to get in front of you, instead of slowing down behind the semi to go behind you, and then go slower than the semi they just missed being stuck behind, which means you are now stuck behind both the people & the semi.
People are the kinds of people who pull out right in front of you, either from a driveway or around a corner, when you had all kinds of space in front of you and all kinds of space behind you. When they do this, these people become not only those people, but also the kind of people who cut you off & go slower than you were already going (like the freeway people).
People are the kinds of people who ride their blinker for days, not noticing until they need to change lanes... and then they ride the other blinker for days.
People are the kinds of people who argue with me on the phone at work about the fax I just received: "No, I sent you this." I'm telling you, I'm staring right at the thing, and it's not this, it's that.
People are the kinds of people who don't know when to shut up, or drop a subject. They're the kinds of people who like to say the same thing, nearly the same sentence in fact, in several different ways to make you think they're saying something new, when really they're just repeating themselves. I think these people are the worst: not only are they unimaginative people, but they are wasting my time.
At the risk of becoming people myself, I'll call it a day.
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- ~ jessica
- (now the ears of my ears awake and now the eyes of my eyes are opened)
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2 comments:
"people are people so why should it be....you and I should get along so awfully!" hahaha j/k...bad 80's song reference over! I *hate* people just as much as you do I think...we're the hate police! oh yeah! chokin' down the HATE-orade! haha whatever...we'll throw people down if necessary...bring it! F'n people!
You're funny :) There are a lot of people who drive in MO and KS--a lot more than in CA and WA!
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